The newest reports on Friday indicated that the unemployment rate has dropped to about 8%. For those keeping score, and who doesn’t have a chalkboard at home charting the unemployment rate, that’s the lowest it’s been in three years. On the news, stocks and bonds took a healthy jump upward as well.

Clearly the credit for this turnaround should land squarely on one man’s shoulders. A man who braved adversity from every side, stood the course, stepped in when he had to and led this nation proudly into this new period of recovery: Ronald Reagan.
Yes! The trickle down has arrived! Just about 30 years after he took office, Ronald Reagan has led us to economic growth! Oh, sure we had to endure a crippling double-dip recession and that alleged American Citizen currently in office had to dig in and save the American auto industry, but clearly it’s Ronald Reagan who should be getting all the credit for this. He had the vision all those years ago and it’s finally paid off! Who else but Reagan could fix the economy from beyond the fucking grave?!
No one. That’s who. Only Ronald Reagan could fix the economy from beyond the world of the living. Well, maybe we should give a small amount of credit to someone else. Someone who served the country as the Commander in Chief much more recently. So let’s give a warm hand to President George W. Bush!
Wait.
You think we should give credit to President Obama? You say that since Republicans were so quick to lay the blame for the massive debt that President Bush got us into fighting two massive wars and creating the Department of Homeland Security that we should give President Obama credit for helping to right the ship, since he was the one in office?
What are you? Some kind of pussy who believes in being fair? Quit being a bitch. This is politics in America. We threw out fairness and intellectual honesty in favor of ideology and demagoguery a long fucking time ago.
All’s fair in love and hating President Obama.
Unemployment Numbers Hit Three-Year Low: No Thanks to President Obama!
The newest reports on Friday indicated that the unemployment rate has dropped to about 8%. For those keeping score, and who doesn’t have a chalkboard at home charting the unemployment rate, that’s the lowest it’s been in three years. On the news, stocks and bonds took a healthy jump upward as well.
Clearly the credit for this turnaround should land squarely on one man’s shoulders. A man who braved adversity from every side, stood the course, stepped in when he had to and led this nation proudly into this new period of recovery: Ronald Reagan.
Yes! The trickle down has arrived! Just about 30 years after he took office, Ronald Reagan has led us to economic growth! Oh, sure we had to endure a crippling double-dip recession and that alleged American Citizen currently in office had to dig in and save the American auto industry, but clearly it’s Ronald Reagan who should be getting all the credit for this. He had the vision all those years ago and it’s finally paid off! Who else but Reagan could fix the economy from beyond the fucking grave?!
No one. That’s who. Only Ronald Reagan could fix the economy from beyond the world of the living. Well, maybe we should give a small amount of credit to someone else. Someone who served the country as the Commander in Chief much more recently. So let’s give a warm hand to President George W. Bush!
Wait.
You think we should give credit to President Obama? You say that since Republicans were so quick to lay the blame for the massive debt that President Bush got us into fighting two massive wars and creating the Department of Homeland Security that we should give President Obama credit for helping to right the ship, since he was the one in office?
All’s fair in love and hating President Obama.
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