Hey Paster Sean,
Look, I don’t want to scare you, but your kind of ignorance isn’t cool anymore. Homophobia is starting to go the way of racism where it’s mostly corporate and subtle, and we’ll eventually get around to …
Dear Everyone in The United States of America Who Is Intending to Vote Next Year,
C’mon guys, seriously. We’re not going to be roped in by another southern drawl and a wink are we? We played this game before, and …
Dear Fellow Californians,
Okay, seriously, it’s time. Now that our East Coast counterpart has passed a Marriage Equality act of their own, we need to take the bull by the horns, cast the evil religious influences out, and give every …
Dear Victoria Jackson,
Wow. Wowee wow wow. Your comments about “Glee”, homosexuality and even Muslims have my head spinning. How did you ever survive as a cast member on “Saturday Night Live”? I remember you being in sketches that …
I’m not stupid. I’m not such a narcissist that I would think I could never pay as lovely a tribute to Christina Taylor Green, the young girl shot down by a mad-man’s gun last Saturday in Tucson, Arizona as President …
So Sarah Palin is all in a lather because of what she’s claiming is “blood libel.” She’s completely blown away, it would appear, by the pundits and analysts saying that maybe rhetoric like hers is at least partially to …
Dear Marijuana –
I’m sorry. I promise you that one day you’ll not be treated like the girl at the party that everyone tries to get off with, but is too ashamed to admit it the next day. Believe me, …
Rick -
Nice one, Slick. Getting fired for making racially insensitive remarks while calling Jon Stewart a bigot. That is priceless. I always like it when morons reveal their true colors. It makes it so much easier to spot …
An Open Letter to North Carolina
Hello North Carolininininininans,
Firstly, let me just say that those of you voted “No” on your state’s Amendment One, you should consider getting the fuck out of North Carolina, as soon as possible. It would appear that you live in …