So…what’s this I’m seeing that Rick Santorum is becoming a “legitimate” candidate now, competing with Mitt Romney for the number one slot on the Republican Cavalcade of Comedic Candidacy Tour of America 2012. Like anyone with half a brain cell to dedicate towards sentient, cogent and salient thought, my first such thought was, “You’re fucking kidding me, right?” Rick Santorum has as much business being President of the United States as I have being the spokesman for 24 Hour Fitness. (I’m saying I’m a bit of a Chubsy Ubsy and he’s a fuckwit.)
Alright. Sorry. I should try to maintain some level of civil decorum. So how about I just give everyone five reasons to not vote for Rick Santorum? Yes. Let’s do that.
1. You’re a homosexual American and you don’t want your rights trampled on anymore.
2. You are not ignorant or hateful and you don’t want the rights of homosexual Americans trampled on any further.
3. You realllllyyyyyy like that whole “Separation of Church and State” thing.
4. You believe that one religiously sycophantic President per every 20 years is more than enough.
5. Fuck Rick Santorum
5 Reasons To Not Vote for Rick Santorum
Alright. Sorry. I should try to maintain some level of civil decorum. So how about I just give everyone five reasons to not vote for Rick Santorum? Yes. Let’s do that.
1. You’re a homosexual American and you don’t want your rights trampled on anymore.
2. You are not ignorant or hateful and you don’t want the rights of homosexual Americans trampled on any further.
3. You realllllyyyyyy like that whole “Separation of Church and State” thing.
4. You believe that one religiously sycophantic President per every 20 years is more than enough.
5. Fuck Rick Santorum
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